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Teufels Tomb
Here we have a split cyberporn grind offering from Lithuania's Eyetofuk and Italy's Putrid Whore on Australia's Grindhead Records. While I generally hate cybergrind, Eyetofuk's 2004 Wankfest 2666 demo captured my attention and made me an instant fan. Their warped and twisted musical approach is funny, catchy and completely demented! Their music consists mostly of drum machine beats, weird techno-styled samples, simplistic riffs and bizarre burps, gurgles and snarls. In essence, this is an album created by retards, for retards, and I'm glad to admit I'm a complete fucking moron, cos this material is a ton of fun to listen to.
The material Eyetofuk record on this split picks up right where Wankfest 2666 left off. The songs are short, really fucking bizarre, filled with porno sampling and is just dirty, disgusting and catchy as fuck. My only complaint is there's only 8 tracks and 12 and a half minutes of music on this effort. I'm eager to hear how fucked up a full 30 minute album would sound.
Putrid Whore are more instrument-driven than their Lithuanian counterparts, with a thick meaty guitar chugging like a chainsaw through 6 tracks of demented simplistic goregrind. The bass is thicker than a fat chick's thighs and the riffing is aggressive and punishing, with a decently well programmed drum machine backing the guitars and throaty pitch shifted vocals and weird samples rounding out the band's sound. Clocking in at just over 12 minutes I'm left wanting more.
14 tracks in 24 minutes is what you'll get with this split offering. Both bands have a very lo-fi approach and both do it exceptionally well and somehow the two seemingly opposite styled bands sound perfect when played back to back. I look forward to hearing more material from both of these bands! If you like simple, fun and completely ridiculous grind, this album is a must listen! I'm definitely gonna be listening to this one a lot!
Burning Misery
Another completely sick and twisted split release from Eyetofuk and Putrid Whore. Both bands are complete death/grind bands that take no prisoners on this split release. Putrid Whore come from Italy, and began their sick quest in 2003. Since then, Putrid Whore has become well-known for releasing split albums. Three split releases and a demo are Putrid Whore’s resume in the world of extreme sickness. You can expect the usual low-fi grind and vocals with this split, and also a taste of sci-fi techno gore as well with Putrid Whore. This release will probably lack the ability to garner a gold or platinum record, but I’m sure death/grind fans will love it! As we move on to Eyetofuk, I realize that sickness is a contagious phenomenon! Just when you think that a record can’t get any crazier, in comes Eyetofuk. These guys really put the pedal to the gore on this split. Nothing but pure grinding gore metal and burping growls to add to the mess. This split cd gives the metal world a good shot at hearing what death metal has changed into. So for fans of purely sickening gore grind and porn metal then check out this split cd from Eyetofuk and Putrid Whore, you’ll love it. Eyetofuk reminds me of killer pre-grind bands like Cuntshitter, Purulent Jacuzzi, and Raped Anal Bitch!
Vomit The Soul
Let’s start with EYTOFUK, first band on this split release, playing 8 tracks of… wow! actually it’s pretty hard to clearly describe the music played by EYETOFUK!!! The band describes its own music as Electropornscumgrind. I guess it doesn’t help you so much, but I’m finally ok with it, eheh! Indeed, the 8 tracks are just about Grind Death mixed with Electro / CyberGrind rhythms and beats and with a lot of originality! The originality of their music is mainly due to the guitar riffs, really basic Death and almost Thrash riffs, repetitively played with a high tempo, and melted with fast and well programmed drums including classic elements and sounds from Cyber and even Techno stuffs.
Just add some (porn) samples here and there, Jungle beats and samples reminding of intro and sounds used by AHUMADO GRANUJO, putrid deep vocals and screaming backing vocals and you get the stuff!! Yeah I think the music played by EYETOFUK is not easy to imagine just reading these few words, but really it sounds original, brutal, also funny and 100% honest!! Give them a chance by listening to thme, even if you’re usually not so much into Cyber stuffs, etc…!
Well, then comes PUTRID WHORE! I was waiting for new tracks from them since I really liked their previous split release with WHOREVIL!! So, what’s new with PUTRID WHORE? They come on this new split with 6 new tracks of Goregrind in the logical same vein than on their previous stuff, but with a more professional feeling, and a more Brutal Death touch, especially in the style of the riffs, sometimes closer to bands like MORTICIAN. For the rest of the music they’re still dealing with nice Goregrind with programmed drums, reminding of DECOMPOSING SERENITY with a nice groove in the CBT style! Really, really good Gore Death Grind from PUTRID WHORE, also including samples from times to times in their music, but less often than EYETOFUK.
Definitely PUTRID WHORE is clearly focused on catchy riffs. They don’t try to be as fast as possible, but they know how to create a nice groove, with programmed drums too!! I’m 100% satisfied with this new PUTRID WHORE side, and after these 2 split releases I guess it could time for a full length release now!!! Well… to conclude here’s a very good split CD, coming with 2 rather different bands. To be honest I’m clearly more interested by the PUTRID WHRE side, dealing with the brutal stuffs I usually listen to, but I really like the inventive side of EYETOFUK!! Excellent release! BUY OR DIE!!! |
Cost: $15